Bessstragzog is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, dishonourable capybara.

Bessstragzog created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bessstragzog, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bessstragzog, he will jump up and down on your head.

Bessstragzog's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bessstragzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not take Bessstragzog's name in vain.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bessstragzog.