Litwonsag is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unthinking ferret.

Litwonsag created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Litwonsag, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Litwonsag, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Litwonsag's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Litwonsag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Litwonsag.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Litwonsag.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not take Litwonsag's name in vain.