Sitlaprut is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, temperamental hyena.

Sitlaprut created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitlaprut, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sitlaprut, she will destroy your favourite star.

Sitlaprut's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Sitlaprut's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six sheep approach from the east.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sitlaprut.

3. Never wear purple kilts.

4. Erect five tin sculptures of Sitlaprut on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.