Cabstafrap is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, proud seal.

Cabstafrap created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cabstafrap, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cabstafrap, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Cabstafrap's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cabstafrap's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never jump in the presence of goats.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Never write about gravity.