Rangebdan is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, witty bear.

Rangebdan created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rangebdan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rangebdan, she will turn you into a tree.

Rangebdan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rangebdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Rangebdan must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never look in ponds.