Quilldobrotbud is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, boastful porpoise.

Quilldobrotbud created energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Quilldobrotbud, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quilldobrotbud, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Quilldobrotbud's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Quilldobrotbud's Holy Commandments

1. Quilldobrotbud loves rats, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always help snails in need.

4. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

5. Respect your elders.