Soghubbom is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humane hyena.

Soghubbom created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Soghubbom, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Soghubbom, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Soghubbom's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Soghubbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Never mention great tits.

5. Do not chop down trees.