Dadtadbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, impressive lion.

Dadtadbonk created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadtadbonk, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dadtadbonk, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dadtadbonk's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Dadtadbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Run away from turquoise mites, for they are unholy.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always treat geese with great respect.