Dummutjin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong turtle.

Dummutjin created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dummutjin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dummutjin, she will turn you into a frog.

Dummutjin's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Dummutjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. You must pray to Dummutjin nine times a day.