Vonwodgod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, impressive crane.

Vonwodgod created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonwodgod, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vonwodgod, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vonwodgod's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Vonwodgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always look after injured shrews.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.