Yarpfudnill is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, emotional armadillo.

Yarpfudnill created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpfudnill, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Yarpfudnill, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Yarpfudnill's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Yarpfudnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarpfudnill.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.
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