Dumtadnig Tailwegwad is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, awe-inspiring mink.

Dumtadnig Tailwegwad created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dumtadnig Tailwegwad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dumtadnig Tailwegwad, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dumtadnig Tailwegwad's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Dumtadnig Tailwegwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Do not make images of living things.