Ontfodlat Wotarfminominpigflisbog Vegcutfet is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, astonishing guinea pig.

Ontfodlat Wotarfminominpigflisbog Vegcutfet created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontfodlat Wotarfminominpigflisbog Vegcutfet, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ontfodlat Wotarfminominpigflisbog Vegcutfet, he will turn you into a mouse.

Ontfodlat Wotarfminominpigflisbog Vegcutfet's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Ontfodlat Wotarfminominpigflisbog Vegcutfet's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always help pigs.

3. Hide if three ants approach from the west.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.