Larglakdam is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unselfish wombat.

Larglakdam created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Larglakdam, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Larglakdam, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Larglakdam's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Larglakdam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Hide from orange porpoises for they are unholy.