Cepfebomin is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, humane crane.

Cepfebomin created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cepfebomin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cepfebomin, it will boil you in a big pot.

Cepfebomin's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Cepfebomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Retreat if eight birds approach from the south.

4. Always obey Cepfebomin's priests.

5. You must pray to Cepfebomin six times a day.