Talfatwon is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, omnipotent rhinoceros.

Talfatwon created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Talfatwon, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Talfatwon, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Talfatwon's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Talfatwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Feed all hungry geese.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Talfatwon.

5. Do not sing in public.