Funrensit is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, narcissistic hummingbird.

Funrensit created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Funrensit, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Funrensit, she will turn you into a slug.

Funrensit's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Funrensit's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Funrensit.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not eat figs.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Never talk about fire.