Dimbotlim is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, emotional crow.

Dimbotlim created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimbotlim, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dimbotlim, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dimbotlim's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dimbotlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Never paint your back white.

3. Never wear indigo ear rings.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Hide if eight manatees approach from the south.