Dagnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, strong scorpion.

Dagnurl created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagnurl, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dagnurl, he will turn you into a mole.

Dagnurl's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Dagnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.