Davfudvag is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, blissful hyena.

Davfudvag created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davfudvag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Davfudvag, he will curse you with boils.

Davfudvag's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Davfudvag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Davfudvag.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Davfudvag on top of important buildings.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.