Nurbusarf is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, moody cow.

Nurbusarf created humanity five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurbusarf, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurbusarf, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nurbusarf's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Nurbusarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not take Nurbusarf's name in vain.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.