Yogbimwipvanhas is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, moody swan.

Yogbimwipvanhas created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogbimwipvanhas, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yogbimwipvanhas, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Yogbimwipvanhas' most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Yogbimwipvanhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Hide if six great tits approach from the north.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Always pray immersed in water.