Nartfumsug is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, quiet
gorilla.
Nartfumsug created a bottom quark four million years ago.
If you believe in
Nartfumsug, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Nartfumsug, it will be very sad.
Nartfumsug's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.
Nartfumsug's Holy Commandments1. Never go into turquoise rooms.
2. Do not speak about lentils.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.