Tabzodmiscam is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, grumpy human.

Tabzodmiscam created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Tabzodmiscam, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tabzodmiscam, it will turn you into a worm.

Tabzodmiscam's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Tabzodmiscam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about whales.

2. Do not hurt geese.

3. You must never eat lentils.

4. Do not kill tapirs.

5. Feed all hungry voles.