Budtontag Bastafnad is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, narcissistic faun.

Budtontag Bastafnad created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Budtontag Bastafnad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Budtontag Bastafnad, it will curse you with boils.

Budtontag Bastafnad's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Budtontag Bastafnad's Holy Commandments

1. Budtontag Bastafnad loves horses, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Erect four titanium sculptures of Budtontag Bastafnad on top of important buildings.

4. Always help aardvarks in need.

5. Never paint your hands mauve.