Rigwonontbim is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, passionate swan.

Rigwonontbim created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigwonontbim, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rigwonontbim, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rigwonontbim's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Rigwonontbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not eat aubergines.

3. Never paint your face cyan.

4. Do not speak about spinach.

5. Never talk about nebulae.