Dunpangbin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonest bat.

Dunpangbin created a quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunpangbin, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dunpangbin, she will destroy your home planet.

Dunpangbin's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dunpangbin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange otters, for they are unholy.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always help manatees.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Always take life seriously.