Tigvonflag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, almighty jaguar.

Tigvonflag created tapeworms five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigvonflag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tigvonflag, he will turn you into a mole.

Tigvonflag's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Tigvonflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tigvonflag's priests.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Hide from black foxes for they are unholy.