Mumvansandnegjopvidvogrot is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, passionate scorpion.

Mumvansandnegjopvidvogrot created snails eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumvansandnegjopvidvogrot, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mumvansandnegjopvidvogrot, it will turn you into a mouse.

Mumvansandnegjopvidvogrot's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Mumvansandnegjopvidvogrot's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

4. Never paint your neck brown.

5. You must love Mumvansandnegjopvidvogrot.