Bodwegdib is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful wombat.

Bodwegdib created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodwegdib, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bodwegdib, he will turn you into a puffin.

Bodwegdib's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Bodwegdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never wear turquoise stockings.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Bodwegdib must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never hurt eagles.