Geddudsig is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical giraffe.

Geddudsig created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Geddudsig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Geddudsig, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Geddudsig's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Geddudsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Run away if seven pigs approach from the south.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not speak about lemons.

5. Never think ill of sick tapirs.