Nabflapmon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, capable weasel.

Nabflapmon created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabflapmon, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nabflapmon, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nabflapmon's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Nabflapmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Hide if four geese approach from the south.

3. Always treat rats with great respect.

4. Always wear black.

5. You must love Nabflapmon.