Fubbestdag is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, loving jackal.

Fubbestdag created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubbestdag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fubbestdag, it will turn you into a hamster.

Fubbestdag's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Fubbestdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat melons.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.