Cenkambag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, clever fly.

Cenkambag created viruses four million years ago.

If you believe in Cenkambag, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cenkambag, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cenkambag's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Cenkambag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo pigs, for they are unholy.

2. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Cenkambag on top of important buildings.

3. Do not kill frogs.

4. Never hurt sheep.

5. Never think about galaxies.