Sognullragcud Yogontarp is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast fairy.

Sognullragcud Yogontarp created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sognullragcud Yogontarp, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sognullragcud Yogontarp, he will turn you into a rat.

Sognullragcud Yogontarp's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Sognullragcud Yogontarp's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine gulls approach from the south.

2. Retreat if six shrews approach from the east.

3. Never hurt monkeys.

4. Never wear green shirts.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.