Dogfebwad is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent lizard.

Dogfebwad created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogfebwad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dogfebwad, she will throw large rocks at you.

Dogfebwad's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Dogfebwad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dogfebwad.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Put Dogfebwad first in all things.