Yogzaklun is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, dishonest cat.

Yogzaklun created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Yogzaklun, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yogzaklun, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Yogzaklun's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Yogzaklun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick badgers.

2. Retreat if eight manatees approach from the south.

3. Never hurt doves.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never bounce in holy places.