Dossmegarf is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, grumpy clam.

Dossmegarf created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dossmegarf, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dossmegarf, she will turn you into a worm.

Dossmegarf's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Dossmegarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Dossmegarf must be the most important thing in your life.