Bugnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, emotional rat.

Bugnutt created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugnutt, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bugnutt, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bugnutt's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bugnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Bugnutt must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not kill seals.

5. Never talk about fire.