Gidxenxin is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, boastful dugong.

Gidxenxin created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidxenxin, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gidxenxin, it will turn you into a mole.

Gidxenxin's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Gidxenxin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine birds approach from the west.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.