Wikfligkap is a god.

She takes the form of a small, tranquil mouse.

Wikfligkap created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikfligkap, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wikfligkap, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Wikfligkap's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Wikfligkap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never wear gray skirts.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think about asteroids.