Quagcabcebxen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, irritating fly.

Quagcabcebxen created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagcabcebxen, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quagcabcebxen, he will come to you in dreams.

Quagcabcebxen's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Quagcabcebxen's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.