Cusskomlen is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, deceitful swan.

Cusskomlen created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusskomlen, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cusskomlen, it will turn you into a rat.

Cusskomlen's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cusskomlen's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never paint your feet blue.

4. You must pray to Cusskomlen four times a day.

5. Do not hurt swans.