Fabdingumominragstig is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, almighty squid.

Fabdingumominragstig created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabdingumominragstig, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fabdingumominragstig, he will strike you with lightening.

Fabdingumominragstig's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Fabdingumominragstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. You must pray to Fabdingumominragstig seven times a day.

5. Never write about asteroids.