Nultarzanquag is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, proud duck.

Nultarzanquag created dark matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nultarzanquag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nultarzanquag, it will remove you from existence.

Nultarzanquag's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Nultarzanquag's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nultarzanquag first in all things.

2. Never mention swans.

3. Never talk about frogs.

4. Always obey Nultarzanquag's priests.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.