Litnabvad is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, effective jellyfish.

Litnabvad created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Litnabvad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Litnabvad, she will strike you with lightening.

Litnabvad's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Litnabvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never feed grapes to whales while wearing gray shorts.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

5. Do not kill snails.