Stipyokyok Pibwipnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, sapient chinchilla.

Stipyokyok Pibwipnarl created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipyokyok Pibwipnarl, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stipyokyok Pibwipnarl, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Stipyokyok Pibwipnarl's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Stipyokyok Pibwipnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Stipyokyok Pibwipnarl must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Put Stipyokyok Pibwipnarl first in all things.

4. Never jump in the presence of eagles.

5. Do not kill birds.