Kemyogrul Hugfubgid is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, kind hare.

Kemyogrul Hugfubgid created life nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemyogrul Hugfubgid, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kemyogrul Hugfubgid, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kemyogrul Hugfubgid's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Kemyogrul Hugfubgid's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not take Kemyogrul Hugfubgid's name in vain.