Daghonkem is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omnipotent dolphin.

Daghonkem created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Daghonkem, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Daghonkem, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Daghonkem's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Daghonkem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Sheep are not to be trusted.

4. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.