Vagtiplin is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fussy cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Vagtiplin created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagtiplin, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vagtiplin, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Vagtiplin's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Vagtiplin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Put Vagtiplin first in all things.

4. Never hurt seals.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.